Two highly recommended places to visit

My car and the shower. Anyone whom I’ve confided in knows those are two of my favorite places to be in the world. Not some obscure, vacation destination flanked by cabana boys and European sunbathers with suits too small (ga-ross). Nor do I find heaven being a busybody in some urban valley where the sun is blocked by skyscrapers. The car and the shower are welcome asylums and let me tell you why:

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